What a Dump!!

Oh Bette...you are so right.

I recently had a colonoscopy operation.
For those uninformed few...that's where
they run a index finger sized tube thru
your colon in search of abnormalities.
To paraphrase StarTrek, they went where
few men have gone before.
My partner Buubie was a pilar of strength
and kept me in good humor thru a few
days of anxiety.
It turned out to be a safe, painless
proceedure...So if you find yourself
sitting around the house and looking
for something to occupy your time,
I highly reccommend a colonoscopy.
Don't be the last on your block
to get one.