With a Song In My Heart...

Here are some lyrics to a song
I've been working on for my
next show:

Girl, you know I love you
you’ll always have my heart
Loved you from the beginning
Loved you right from the start

But girl if I knew then
the things I know today
I would have stayed single
till I was old and grey

There’s a growing list of things you’ve done
Things I just don’t understand
Like how you could let your nails get so long
Girl, they’re longer than your hand

You’ve got nails unlike any other girl
That I’ve ever seen
I don’t think that nails are s'posed to curl
Or be sharper than a wolverines

I know that accidents can happen
when nails are long and stout
Like when you punctured my eardrum
scratched up my legs and poked my eyeball out...

(work in progress)

Chai A Little Tenderness...

My very good friend Pinky B. sent this email to
me and I just HAD to share it with my peeps...

Warning:
This is what happens from a Chai-high.
Kids...do not try this at home.

pinky b.
psychic elefante
wide awake
wide, wide awake
yup, still wide, wide awake
i think i'll stick with two wides
three would be overkill
don't you think?
i do
yay, i just yawned!
god, am i boring myself?
or am i just tired?
if i'm boring myself, i must be boring you, right?
caffeine, you fiend!
oh fallopian tubes...
i just made that last one up.
i am actually chuckling at that last one.
lordy lord, save me from...
myself.
please.
pretty please.
pretty please with stevia leaves on top.
i'm trying to avoid white sugar.
(feeds the yeast)
sheez, i gotta stop.
i just can't stop myself.
it's like a corny gene has taken over.
it's like gremilins, if you feed them after midnight,
they take over or multiply
or whatever the fuck those gremlins did.
corny, i said
with a c
not an h
get your mind out of the gutter.
how long did that take?
10 minutes
yah, that sounds about right.
i just yawned again.
it was sort of a false one, meaning i made myself yawn.
those fakie ones are not even satisfying.
ooh, but there went a real one
kinda of a small one.
ooop, there's another one
a medium one
but real!
real, genuine yawn!
trifecta
i'm rubbing my eyes.
yay, i'm sleepy!
see you tomorrow!
if you made it down this far, you must really love me.
well, the feeling is mutual.
and a wee bit droowsy.
good night supersweeties.
this psychic elefante is going to sleep!

Drowning in my own tears....

My senses are overwhelmed with
the sights and sounds of destruction.
My eyes fill with tears as I view bodies
floating in dark slimy water....
My ears ache when I hear that this
whole scenario was predicted a year ago
and no precautions were taken...
I can almost smell the stench of racism
when I realize that so many poor people
of color were trapped in low lying areas
that was just ripe for liquid destruction.

And it could all happen again.

I feel sad, scared and very angry.