With a Song In My Heart...

Here are some lyrics to a song
I've been working on for my
next show:

Girl, you know I love you
you’ll always have my heart
Loved you from the beginning
Loved you right from the start

But girl if I knew then
the things I know today
I would have stayed single
till I was old and grey

There’s a growing list of things you’ve done
Things I just don’t understand
Like how you could let your nails get so long
Girl, they’re longer than your hand

You’ve got nails unlike any other girl
That I’ve ever seen
I don’t think that nails are s'posed to curl
Or be sharper than a wolverines

I know that accidents can happen
when nails are long and stout
Like when you punctured my eardrum
scratched up my legs and poked my eyeball out...

(work in progress)